THE HISTORY OF MEN.. in general
December 27th, 2009
THE HISTORY OF MEN.. in general
For those that don’t know the history of men … Here is a condensed version:
MEN and woman originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
From a man’s standpoint, the two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals, and
2. ConservativesOnce beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while men were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Qs and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men were known as girlie-men by the conservatives. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. Bud, Coors or PBR will do. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.
Comment by American Grand Jury:
Author unknown.. one of our Jury members sent this to us, a lady, no doubt. We will not name names to protect the CIA. We probably shouldn’t have published this, but what the heck? American Grand Jury is NOT known for being politically correct anyway. Whether you will admit it or not, there is a lot of truth to this posting. 
December 27th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Bob, this is probably not the subject, but I just learned it today and wanted to post it. U.S.A has given to 6 Nato countries, during and aftr WW2 over 350 thermonuclear bombs, they have now and are authorized to use with their planes if necessary. I don’t know if this is news or old and I just havn’t heard of it. With all the bombs, any terrorist organization could get one of them and do lots of damage. Countries, Germany France, Italy, Belgium and Netherlands. I heard this a.m. while watching a religious program Philadelphis Church of God, and I was surprised, but maybe everybody knows. Whatever, God Bless All caring Posts and God Bless America
December 27th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
http://english.cctv.com/program/newshour/20091227/101976.shtml
December 27th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
There is absolutely nothing that he signs that is legal because he isn’t eligible, but it still upsets me that he hasn’t been stopped from this charade yet. Have the radical leftists invaded every high office in the land, including the FBI, CIA, Courts, Military, & Gvmt? Are there not a few in each dept. that know what he’s doing is wrong, even if they believe he’s a natural born citizen? And if there are, why aren’t they DOING something? There is certainly enough proof of evidence so far to arrest him for Treason everytime he went contrary to our Constitution and put this country in more danger.
December 27th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Oops, I meant to say that this article is ‘right on’ in its comparisons. Enjoyed it….thanks!
December 27th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I agree with this article. It seems accurate. Liberals are usely dreamers while convervatives are builders.
Something upsets me though. How in the world did they come up with the word “liberal” to describe these people? “Liberal” comes from “liberty”… and liberals are all socialists and socialism is the opposite of freedom and liberty. Go figure!
Same thing for the description of “left and right” people. If it somehow refers to the “left and right” brain, once again they screwed up here since it is the opposite. The “left brain” uses logic and the “right brain” uses feeling. Once again, go figure how they came up with “left and right” people?
Boy, this world has really lost it… lol. No wonder that in this Obama’s world: evil becomes good (socialism), cold becomes warm (climategate), spending becomes saving (Health Care Reform)… etc.
December 27th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Post-Scriptum:
Now they call “liberals” progressives. I like how they keep changing terms (Global Warming becomes Climate changes), etc… lol.
So what does “progressive” really means? Does it mean that they progressively worked their “way up” so you will progressively “go down” in history? Slavery and hell are what is awaiting you if you let these idiots control your country.
December 27th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
thistle, I don’t think anybody wants to be politically incorrect or to be told they are a racist and vote against the young black man.Not sure, but as the taxes havn’t started yet, they will, but so many seem to be preoccupied with self interests, now Christmas,New Years’s, rather party than be concerned about politics. My best friend a Mormon lady said, Goldie, you should not read these politics as they are so depressing, I do agree but it will be more depressing then all the insane things he has planned happens and nobody does anything about it. My son says, he will pay off everybody and it is a done deal, Oh God, I hope not, all I can say is God Bless America, we reallyneed you Lord.
December 28th, 2009 at 1:53 am
Yes Goldie, you are right. Thank God that there are many who are NOT conformists. Like you, there is only a limited amount of things I can do because of some health issues, but I’m active in what I can do, as you are. If they pass this health (rather death) care, I will not be paying into it. I WILL NOT allow my tax dollars to fund abortions. They can do whatever, including jail me, but I need to make a stand on this issue for our precious unborn. 50 million potential American citizens (of every race) have been terminated at the hands of these so called ‘progressives,’ (just a nice word for certifiable lunatics) as well as our Lord, our Constitution, our freedoms & rights, you name it, has been trampled on, and I’m angry. I read recently that Obama has backed abortions and/or genocide against children in Africa & China too. Can you imagine??? But I will have to find that article again to prove what I read. Add this to the fact that I have had a severe case of insomnia for well over 3 weeks now (2-3 hours of sleep a night, if that), and it’s a nasty combination. I’m sure my name is on every list that the government has been collecting against those who do not go along with the current gvmt. flow. If so, I’m honored!!! My father’s daughter has finally emerged and I’m very, very angry. (dad, deceased now, was career Navy). But my anger is also concentrated on what these maggots (re: things that feed off a host…in this case, gvmt feeding off of ones who have the wherewithal to succeed through hard work and intelligence) in government are doing to the futures of my children, grandchildren and future generations of, not just my family, but all American families. They are innocents and don’t deserve this, being saddled with a debt they didn’t create, and their God given rights taken from them. If we don’t fight for them, who will? My faith in, & love for, our military has been unshakable, until lately. I’m hearing things that are hurtful beyond belief & not wanting to believe it, though I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. They will remain the ultimate ‘heros’ in my heart, mind and soul………..until they aren’t.
Sorry….my lack of sleep over the last several weeks guarantees that PC isn’t playing any role in what I say or how I say it, lol.
By the way….good points French Canadian!!!!!
December 28th, 2009 at 6:37 am
Thistle, I too find sleep difficult, do you have fibromyalgia, not being able to sleep is one of the symptoms of this hurting in muscles of arms so bad. I have hated abortion for years,to have these innocent ones butchered and now to saddle the future generations with this massive debt is beyond my thinking. I watched a black minister tell his congregation that now 1400 black babies are destroyed each DAY, if I am a racist that would not bother me, but it does, that fool that is in the White House would destroy his own family if that Soros told him to, but maybe not his lover, Reggie Love who lives in the White House with his family. I will never understand this world, my sister passed on in October at 88 years old, she fractured her hip, after surgery started to have seizures, sent back to a hospital, they seemed to help a bit, put her in an ambulance and took her back to nursing home, she died on the way. I do believe Palin was correct with the death panel remark, at 85 I do not smoke or drink alcohol, my main preoccupation outside of my 3 dogs is posting on this wonderful site. I feel so comfortable talking to my friends here, I will say God Bless all and God Bless America, we really need you Lord and Savior.
December 28th, 2009 at 10:11 am
French Canadian I do enjoy your post. I too love to come to this site and talk and listen to each of you. Thank God there are no trolls here like on other sites. I hate trying to talk to idiots. French Canadian in your discussion about the right and left things, I have a wonderful scripture for you. It is found in the NIV version of the Bible. “The heart of the wise inclines to the the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Even as he walks along the road, the fool lacks sense and shows everyone how stupid he is. If a ruler’s anger rises against you, do not leave your post. Calmness can lay great errors to rest. Ecclesiastes 10:2-4. God’s word has all the answers we need. He will hear our prayers and heal our land. We just all need to stay focused on Him and His word and be patient. He will heal our land in due time.
December 29th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Geri (#10),
Thanks! I like the Bible explanation that you exposed of right and left. Now it makes more sense to me.
And yes, you are right about “Thank God there are no trolls here like on other sites” … and just like you, I also “hate trying to talk to idiots”… lol
This site is a real blessing!
December 31st, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Hi Goldie, I like coming to this site also. I do a lot of reading in the middle of the night or morning as I don’t get much sleep.
I subscribe to Dr. Blaylock’s Health Newsletter that comes out once a month through Newsmax. He wrote a three part article on the Healthcare bill and in part 2 he addressed the death panels that Sarah Palin talked about. The following is a quote from that article:
“Everyone should realize that the legislation for controlling the practice of medicine has already been passed—to a degree.
It was secretly inserted in a stimulus bill as an electronic medical records data system.
Within this legislation is a provision for the development of treatment protocols. These protocols give the administration everything necessary to deny care to selected populations of people, such as the elderly and those with chronic diseases and presently incurable diseases.
It is this 5 percent of the medical care population that consumes half of the healthcare dollar. Rationing will be targeted toward them.” End of quote.
Glenn beck talked about this on his show and He had another doctor on that confirmed this and also talked about the fact that they already had the committee’s that would be regulating this process. A week or so later he talked about it again.
I remember when they first started talking about the death panels all the democrats were out denying that there wasn’t anything like that in the health care bill, and they were right because they had already passed it in the stimulus bill that no one was allowed to read. these people really are evil.
December 31st, 2009 at 6:53 pm
At mh age, maybe I should worry about death panels, but I feel if Americans did not take so much prescription medication they would feel better, when I was in nursing home I noticed they the doctors, gave the patients lots of sedatives to keep them quiet. As I have osteoporosis, fibramyalgia in arms, painful, a crushed vertebrae and arthritis, lots of pain, take ibuprofun only, plus vitamine, was told in nursing home I was too healthy to be in nursing home, i had afractured hip, dr.pinned it in place, my sister 88 years had the fractured hip, in a nursing home, started having seizures, back to hospital, then sent back to the nursing home, DIED in ambulance, 10-23-09, so she is gone, glad as she is in a better place,nursing homes as not good, 3600. a month 12 years ago for the one I was in. God Bless America
December 31st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Hi Goldie, I agree your sisteris in a better place. I am glad that you don’t have to be in a nursing home. I hope I never have to go in one. I take very little medication in a form of a prescription.
I do take supplements for my diabetes and I am trying to get off of my blood pressure medicine and my asthma medicine then I wont have to go to the doctor’s anymore. I am trusting the Lord to take care of me.