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Yahoo News (AP) comes out of left field on Friday with a story about “Big Butt” hitting the Democratic campaign trial as the “stardust pixie!” This story is hilarious. You should read some of the comments about this.. I can barely post this article while laughing..


By NANCY BENAC (this lady is nuts - Gibbs must have given the idea for the story to her)

Excerpts from the story:

WASHINGTON – She’s not a political animal, Michelle Obama is the first to admit.

Yet with an e-mail here and a kind word there, the first lady has dipped her toes into the political waters of the midterm elections.

And Democratic candidates are hoping there’s lots more to come this fall.

With her sky-high popularity — Mrs. Obama’s favorability numbers easily outdistance her husband’s — plenty of Democrats would love a sprinkle of the first lady’s stardust.

Already, she’s demonstrated an ability to be helpful even without making overtly political appeals.

Earlier this summer, the first lady promoted her “Let’s Move” campaign against child obesity at a series of events in Nevada, where she stood side by side with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who is in a difficult re-election campaign.

While her trip was not officially a political outing, the first lady’s visit had to be good news for Reid, whom she called “one of my favorite people in the world.”

“Presidents can’t do anything if they don’t have a good team, and Senator Reid is part of that team,” Mrs. Obama said at one event.

Look no further than Pinkie Thompson, a Democratic activist who heard Mrs. Obama speak at a women’s forum in Reno, for a testimonial about what the first lady can do with a crowd.

“Her presence filled the room for me and I just thought she was a remarkable person in person,” Thompson says. “She’s really very in-the-moment, very present with those around her, and that’s a powerful ability. Everybody can’t do that.”


ENOUGH.. THIS STORY IS ALL B***SCHITT

Go read some of the comments.. I don’t think I saw one comment agreeing with the author.. 8)


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Note: Sorry folks, I know I sound terrible but this “I hate America” bitch deserves everything that is said about her..

15 Responses to “First Usurper’s “stardust” - folks I am dying laughing here”

  1. ledbythnose Says:

    Stardust my arse. I think the woman that wrote this article was snorting some of the schitt while she was writing.LMAO.
    This picture is actually painful to look at. This woman is so ugly she probably has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.If you had posted a picture of Bella Pelosi and Huckleberry Harry Reid next this , you would have the perfect Trifecta of hideous. Just for grins lately I have been looking at the comment boards over at CBS, ABC, and CNN and folks are calling them out big time. You would be hard pressed to find any commenter agreeing with any thing these hacks write. I take this as a good sign. The only People still supporting this Fool are the Blacks the Hollyweirds and a hand full of Lefty Pukes. If the truth were known I bet his REAL numbers are in the mid 20% range if that.LMAO.
    Godspeed.

  2. Moonbeam Says:

    Both Peter Pan and Tinkerbel are butt ugly inside and out.

    “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear!”

  3. gumply Says:

    LBTN,

    OMG, I am still laughing at your comment. I laughed so hard I almost p–d my pants. It’s hysterical and I needed a really good belly laugh.

  4. goldie wilbur Says:

    Well, boys she only has 27 aides to make her look this way, I would suggest maybe they get in another few, they she would look more natural? That doesn’t make sense, but maybe looking this way is why the idiot would throw her under the bus. The View had him on yesterday, I thought the white girl Hasselbeck didn’t like him and was going to send her an e-mail, but learned now she SAYS SHE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM, I cannot imagine a young beautiful woman having a crush on this bas—– and admitting it. But he kisses all the women, not me, I wouldn’t kiss that damn fool, he is ruining the country I grew up in and for 86 years and beyond, I will always love my country, no matter what happens, behead me, I will outlast that damn idiot and hope and pray someday, WHEN, I will see him marched off to Gitmo with his good friend the Fort Hood shooter, did you see Bank of America will no longer cash the Fort Hood shooter’s checks from the government, still paying this murderer? If I were in charge he would have been executed days ago, see what type of friend the idiot has!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA

  5. Colonel Thomas Paine Says:

    You can put silk stockings on a pig, but you still have a pig.

  6. Miki Booth Says:

    I love it when I start my day with some great laughs. LBTN is so right. What is it about democrap women being so uuugly they need several u’s? I remember when Chelsea was in the WH as a little girl she was so ugly the secret service would have to tie a bone around her neck to get her dog to play with her. Her looks haven’t improved her daddy has to spend over $5 million to get her married off. Here comes the bridezilla.

  7. thistle Says:

    Yup, I too needed these laughs today. I did read some of the comments under the article and they were hilarious. Thanks Bob for putting this in. Love the comments in here too.

    I agree with you Miki. I think Dems all look like someone beat them with the ugly stick because they are basically evil inside. Their sole desire is to totally control others when they can’t even control themselves. They hate everything and aren’t even happy when they get everything their way. I have never seen a good looking femi-nazi, have you? Example: Michelle Obama. Those lines around her mouth aren’t from smiling (more from pursing her lips when she’s upset, which is most of the time) and her eyes are just piercing. Matthew 6:22-23 is where the old saying of “the eyes are the window to the soul” came from. Michelle’s eyes show what’s in her soul, in my opinion, and it’s really dark in there. lol ;-)

  8. Floridafree Says:

    The site of this American Hater just makes my skin crawl!

  9. William Jones Says:

    “Her presence filled the room for me and I just thought she was a remarkable person in person.” Yeah right!!! More like it was HER BUTT that filled the room. And learn proper sentence structure.

  10. William Jones Says:

    We have an expression from where I live also, referring to an un-attractive person as having been hit with and “ugly stick”. Looks like she fell from the top of the tree and hit every branch(stick) on the way down!!

  11. disenchanted Says:

    I think what makes her so ugly is not the outside but her insides. She hates The United States and everything she stands for. She and barack, barry, steve or whatever his name is are the racists - they hate everyone that is not to their liking - and it doesn’t matter what color they are.

    For all of the people who make up her face, hair and clothes they certainly need to get a pay cut. 27 maids in waiting and this is all they can do?

  12. ledbythnose Says:

    Gumply and Miki
    I’m here to serve and protect my fellow Patriots. I have to laugh sometimes to keep from crying, so we will keep up the good fight and look forward to a brighter day. The Great Spirit said in the last days he would laugh at the folly of the wicked, and I suspect he wont mind us laughing along with him. I have grown to love and respect every single person that post here and hold you all in high regard. So any time I get a chance to drop a Zinger please forgive me for my sense of humor. Vengeance is the Lords, we are just here to help him Gitrdun.
    Godspeed.

  13. Ann Marie Says:

    OMG, you are all funny. I can not stop laughing. I will give you one better. My son swears that she is a guy. The truth is the evil usurper first whatever is full of hate and evil and it does show from the inside out. 27 maids and how much of our tax dollars. I WANT A REFUND.

  14. goldie wilbur Says:

    Ann Marie, I heard the price range on the 27 2 million and not sure if it for a year or? I do not look so well myself, but guess after 86 years it is expected, some days she looks quite decent, but those are the days she has to dance with the bisexual husband, no wonder he bisexual, guess he has tried all types. God forgive, me, I am feeling righteous anger, all these damn presidents end up millionaires, or billionaires and what does the common citizens end up with? crap. Heard today one of my good friends in the Mormon church passed away, she 88, her husband gone about 2 years, she was a fine lady, I withdrew from the Local church and she kept trying to get me to rejoin. Take care of her Jesus. GOD BLESS AMERICA

  15. germak Says:

    Thanks for the laugh! I needed it. She looks very pregnant to me.

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