Now if Steve [SilverStreak] can get away with posting the “Old Man scam” and I let it slide then you could say I have a sense of humor. I just recently censored some poor old soul for being constantly “off-subject” when posting.. Well, tonight I am in a good mood. BO is eating ice cream in Maine with the Libtards and I have a new name for him: see at bottom

Here’s the laugh of the day.. it is bad, but funny. Close your eyes if are offended:

Who is Jack Schitt, by Joel Carson
hat-tip: Rudy Badzick

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt’!

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt’, you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Final comment by American Grand Jury:

I know who BO Schitt is! Do you?

Like Rodney Dangerfield, ‘the Constitution don’t get no respect’ either, especially from the entire 111th Congress, the Judiciary and the Supreme Court, and the de facto pResident Barry Soetoro/aka Barack Hussein Obama!

If you, as do I, respect the Constitution as the Supreme Law of the Land, and;

If you, as do I, respect the Office of the President and Commander in Chief;

Then you, as do I, must dis-respect (and reject) anyone who dis-respects the Constitution and the Office of President and Commander in Chief.

The Constitution is a ‘contract’ between we, the sovereign citizens only (not illegal aliens or enemy terrorist combatants) and our elected representatives (they represent us and our rights, not the other way around), and when our public servants violate or withdraw from the terms of our mutual ‘contract’, that ‘contract’ becomes null and void, and their representation of (and remuneration by) We, the People, ceases immediately. ($15,000+ per month is nothing to sneeze at, and termination for cause can cancel that lifetime pension immediately).

And I’m sure that you, as do I, completely dis-respect any violators of that ‘lifetime’ ‘contract’. That ‘contract’ consists of less than 5,000 words (a 10 page booklet), with an introductory Declaration of Independence, a Body of 9 Articles, and 27 carefully deliberated and lawfully approved Amendments.

Article II, Section 1 of that ‘contract’ requires that whomever we allow to represent us in our Office of President and Commander in Chief MUST BE a Natural Born U.S. Citizen.

Barry Soetoro/aka Barack Hussein Obama has admitted publicly that he is NOT, repeat NOT, a Natural Born U.S. citizen (since his father was not even a legal immigrant, never mind not even a U.S. citizen – he was British, then Kenyan), and has therefore treasonously ‘dis-respected’ these Offices. He has knowingly violated that ‘contract’ (with the complicity of the entire 111th Congress plus the 9 members of the Supreme Court, the elected Judges, Sheriffs, A/G’s, Governors, and the Secretaries of State across this vast but Sovereign nation), and therefore must step down or be removed by force of law, and be tried for the crime of treason, as spelled out in our ‘contract’, the Constitution of the United States of America.

You can help to respect the Office of the President and Commander in Chief by dis-respecting all those who disrespect that ‘contract’.

And you can begin to help in the removal of all those ‘dis-respecters’ of that ‘contract’ by:

1. Exercising one of your rights enumerated in Amendment V, by joining www.AmericanGrandJury.org;

2. Listening to The Manning Report “Let Justice Run Like Water”, and follow up on it daily – culminating in a mass demonstration and Obama Treason Trial at Columbia University in D.C. in May, 2010;

3. Contacting your Representative and demanding that s/he signs on to H.R.1503 – the Presidential Eligibility Act;

4. Making sure that all currently running candidates you support will be committed to all terms of that ‘contract’ (The Constitution Party platform may just meet that criteria) – to include enforcing Article II, Section 1, - that the Office of President and Commander in Chief is held by a Natural Born U.S. citizen ONLY!

Disrespect my Constitution INDEED!

We hold this Truth to be Self- Evident:
Any action, by any branch of the Government, that is repugnant to the Constitution, is null and void.

Neil B. Turner
American Grand Jury
Charter Member

For Immedite News Release:

“NATIONAL GRAND JURY INDICTS OBAMA FOR FRAUD AND TREASON”

(United States of America) – April 29th 2009 - At 8 P.M, ET American Grand Jury convened and conducted a hearing with regard to CRIMINAL activity, complaints and allegations presented before said Jury.

After reviewing the evidence and voting, the 32 member American Grand Jury handed down the presentment(s) recommending that person(s) known as Barack Obama, aka: Barack Obama, Jr., aka: Barack Hussein Obama, aka: Barry Soetoro; aka: Barry Obama; aka: Barack H. Obama, aka: Barack Obama II, presumed President of the United States, be tried in Criminal Court for charges of fraud (eligibility) and treason.

Said Grand Jury was convened under the power and authority vested with the people as guaranteed under the Constitution of the United States of America, Amendent 5 of the Bill of Rights.

The American Grand Jury was served by people from different States within the Union, said people being citizens as were sworn under Oath as to Eligibility for and Service in behalf of the Grand Jury:

The American Grand Jury used established public evidence and testimony recognized by expert witnesses with a long professional history of forensic experience in handing down the presentment(s).

Caveat: Grand Jury hearings are secret and all proceedings will remain confidential until released by the courts.

For an unofficial review and summary of the issues that is available in the public domain see: AKA Obama Fans: All together now – say OMG!!

http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.com/2009/04/aka-obama-fans-all-together-now-say-omg.html

Press Contact:
Sam Sewell,
National Spokesperson for American Grand Jury
http://americangrandjury.org/
Email: writerpromo@comcast.net
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Ask for Dr. Sam

~~~~~~~~ Comment by American Grand Jury ~~~~~~~~

Never in my lifetime have I been associated with such a motivated group of people. When we put this jury together we went overboard trying to be impartial. These members found out early on, we never asked where they came from, what their political views were, how they made their living or what color, creed or religion they subscribed to.

Personally, I figured this Grand Jury hearing would have a decent turnout and a good voting margin, but nothing like this:

Out of 33 registered jury members (all sworn under oath as to eligibity and service) we had only one person unable to attend the final meeting. The final 32 member roster gave us a unanimous vote. And they worked their butts off to make the decision. Even though they were able to study and review the evidence on their own time in the password protected website, the effort these folks put into this jury was fastastic. We had over 1500 pieces of communication (surveys, chat messages, jury foreman messages) that transpired between the jury members on the website. These people worked close to 8 days in advance to get ready for the April 29th deadline. Their work paid off. Within 30 minutes of convening the final hearing a 100% vote was returned.

Tell you what folks, this is America, and these jury members right now are speaking for America and they are mad and they want action from their lawmakers and the courts. Obama has been presented (indicted) by this Jury on two MAJOR counts of criminal behavior. It is now our duty to get this indictment in the hands of as many court jurisdictions in this United States of America as possible.

Would you like to be a real warrior? You can become an American Grand Jury agent and take the indictment to your local, city or State court. We will help you.

And for those of you that want to serve on the next Grand Juries, we already have (3) more lined up. Keep the requests coming to become a Grand Jury member. God willing, we will process each and every application as soon as possible.

Thanks again to the American Grand Jury, Class of April 29.

God Bless the United States of America.

Bob Campbell
American Grand Jury
Founder

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This posting is used for comment datakeeping.

The Sentinel Radio Family (BlogTalkRadio.com) with Mark S. McGrew will be interviewing Carl Swensson from Rise Up For America. Mr. Swenson will be discussing the Common Law Grand Jury indictment of Barack Obama. Indictments have been served to the U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of GA., GA. A.J., GA. Asst A. J., Ga. Senate President and GA. Speaker of the House.., So far. More to come.

American Grand Jury has been invited to participate in the interview. We will get chance to ask Carl questions first hand. It should fun and exciting. Please be sure and tune in. The scheduled time is Thursday April 9, 2009 at 9pm EST

“Rise Up For America”
The Mark S. McGrew Show

Special Announcement

This is a great time to introduce to you a member of our Board of Protectors here at American Grand Jury.

His name is Sam Sewell. We have asked Sam to be our Spokesperson for Radio, TV and News Media. It is an honor to know Sam and a pleasure to tell our viewers about him.

Sam is a Pastoral Psychotherapist from Naples, Florida. He is familiar with print, radio, and TV media formats. He serves as Public Relations Coordinator for his chapter of Mensa, the high IQ society.

Rev. Sewell is an ordained Christian clergyman, a U.S. Navy Veteran, and a Member of the Association For Intelligence Officers.

He is a frequent commentator on religious and political issues. His articles are published by “Intellectual Conservative”, “American Thinker” and various periodicals.

His award winning research on Family issues is published in several languages.

If you would personally like to visit with Sam you can find him on his weblog, The Steady Drip at Blogspot.com or through the contact information below:

Sam Sewell - writerpromo{at}comcast.net
Fax (239) 591-1987
Phone: Clinic Office – (239) 591-4565) - Ask for Dr. Sam